8OZ SMOKE GLASS JAR CANDLE.
Summer 2025: sweaty, slightly unhinged, and smelling weirdly amazing.
Say hi to the scents carrying us through:
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The scent of your brain on a lazy day, when you’re stuck inside dreaming of sunny days and fresh air, but instead, you’re binge-watching yet another show. With notes of basil and fresh pears, this candle smells like the idea of productivity—like you could totally go outside and be super active… but nope, you’re cozy inside, pretending to care about anything but the weather. It’s fresh, herbal, and just a little bit “I’ll get to it… after a snack.” Light it up, kick back, and let the basil remind you of all those outdoor adventures you’ll totally do… eventually.
🔥 Dumpster Fire — like your summer plans, but scented.
Yep, you read that right. This isn’t just a candle; it’s a whole mood. Picture a flaming dumpster in the best possible way—minus the emergency services. It’s giving “my life is a hot mess but at least it smells amazing.” With smoky notes of campfire and a spicy hit of cinnamon, it’s cozy chaos in wax form. Perfect for those days when everything’s slightly off the rails, but you’re rolling with it like the resilient little trash raccoon you are. Light it up, embrace the drama, and remember: just because it’s a disaster doesn’t mean it can’t be vibey.
😅 I’m Fine, It’s Fine, Everything’s Fine — nervous spritzing
Oh, totally. Everything’s absolutely, 100%, no-question fine. Just ignore the laundry pile that’s become sentient, the unopened emails silently judging you, and the fact that your plants are one sad day away from staging an intervention. This candle smells like fake calm and real coping, with chill notes of mint, eucalyptus, and a smooth splash of bourbon—because sometimes “self-care” looks a lot like lighting a candle and pretending you’re not spiraling. Light it up, take a deep breath, and vibe like your calendar isn’t silently screaming. You’re fine. It’s fine. We’re all fine. Probably.
🍪 Baking Bad — the only thing we’re cooking this year.
Smells like carbs, chaos, and the kind of life choices that end with you elbow-deep in dough and totally okay with it. With scent notes of fresh-baked bread straight outta your dreams, this candle is like walking into a bakery owned by someone who definitely doesn’t follow recipes but somehow nails it every time. It’s giving “Walter White, but make it wheat.” One sniff and you’re suddenly wearing an apron you don’t need, stress-eating rolls, and whispering “I’m the one who loaves” like it’s your villain origin story. Perfect for fake productivity, real hunger, and accidentally convincing your friends you’re starting a bread biz. Light it up, carb down, and get baked—the bread way.
🍦 Is That the Ice Cream Truck? — sprint first, sniff later.
A scent that hits you like a sugar rush and childhood adrenaline all in one whiff. This luscious blend of hard French vanilla ice cream and a biscotti wedge topping smells like you’re chasing down the ice cream truck, but without the sprinting in flip-flops or the inevitable “sorry, we ran out of fudge bars” disappointment. Smells like summer vacation, grass-stained knees, and dropping everything (including your dignity) to chase down frozen treats on wheels. It’s sweet, nostalgic, and just a little chaotic—like the pure panic of choosing between a Choco Taco or SpongeBob with wonky gumball eyes. Light it up and let your inner kid scream “WAIT I HEAR IT!” even if you’re now the adult who is the budget. Warning: may cause sudden cravings and irrational sprints in flip-flops.
Smell the chaos. Be the vibe.